This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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