i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I just forgot I was standing up.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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