An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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