When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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