if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Girls should come with a carfax report
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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