K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
My balls are so social today.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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