idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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