Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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