Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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