The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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