I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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