If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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