Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
