But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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