that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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