we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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