Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
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