giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
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