This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
the gays at disneyland are vicious
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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