Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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