Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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