My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
