How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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