yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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