I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
