His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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