Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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