There was a lot of him and a little penis
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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