yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
sarcasm needs its own font
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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