We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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