Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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