i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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