i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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