another moral hangover. fuck.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
