No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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