.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I got her a Nickelback box set.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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