let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
