Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
