Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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