TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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