Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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