You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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