dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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