Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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