Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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