I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
My bed smells like the plague
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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