So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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