I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Randomize
