Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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