Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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